One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says "Oh just a beer".

The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?".

The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month".

The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"?

The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".


... because we love each other. hehehe

If you are, you know already what to say to women and what you’d better leave out. If you are not, you should probably become one, if you wanna enjoy your life a bit more. Life if weird, everyone is looking for constancy, though almost everybody likes the players.

Here are some rules for those, which aren’t already, but want to become players.
- ‘I love you’ – a ladies’men will never say that as long as he really doesn’t mean it. Only cruel and evil say it to get what they want.
- ‘I don’t care’ – ‘Whatever you want to do’ – a good player is always interested in her hobbies and desires so he’ll never say ‘I don’t care’ and of course a player never leaves too much to chance so he’ll also never say ‘whatever you want to do’

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Think about your love games and how they start and end. Now let’s change the rules a bit in fact that you both are keeping on your underwear when seducing and teasing your partner. You’ll see, you’re building up the anticipation, so when you finally do have skin-on-skin contact, it’ll be that much more explosive and exciting.